Over thinking the Oversight
by Molly Gillis
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Click.
1: How do we do this
2: I don’t know
1: I thought you were supposed to research this
2: I mean I did
1: So what did it say
2: Well the research didn’t say anything
1: How is there research but not information
2: I suppose we’re at a stand still
1: We can’t be at a standstill, we need to be moving forward
2: I realize that, but
1: Did I not stress to you the importance of that
2: Yes you did but you stress the importance of everything so it is very difficult to tell what is the most important
1: That isn’t my job though, I just say what’s important and you are in charge of prioritizing
2: But what about the sex?
1: What ABOUT the sex?
2: Do we know about the sex?
1: Well you said the research didn’t say anything so I guess NO. I guess we don’t know about the sex.
2: Should I just
1: This isn’t at all how I thought it would be
2: Well should I just go here?
1: You know I have a better idea, why don’t we just-
A PERSON FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW crashing the glass everywhere.
MONOLOGUE OF DECLARATION:
3: I have traveled many days and nights. I am weary. Sweaty. Hungry. And most importantly, lost.
1: *See! He knows how to prioritize!
3: I don’t know what I’m doing here right now, but I like this room. I think this is where I am supposed to be right now. Existentialism has led me to transcendentalism which has led me to the most modern moment in history. RIGHT THIS SECOND. And I’m going to need to sit down because I believe I hit my head when I flew threw that window
1 and 2: HEY PAL, what’s going on HERE!
3: You’re right. What is going on here. Absolutely nothing, YOU THINK? You would think that wouldn’t you? Because you’re bored and you have a job and you work and you’re tired and you have this one night to see something truly fantastic and you’re thinking is this worth my 11 dollars and is there a bar and when is intermission, oh fuck what is this bullshit you THINK!
4: Sweetheart, no one is thinking that. We love all your work! You’re a genius! Brava!
3: Brava???? Brava???? Bra fucking a??????
4: Well what would you rather me say?
3: Nothing! I want you to be speechless! In awe, mother! Is that so hard to ask???