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NEWSCASTER-THE THEFT, REPORTED AT 4:15 IN THE MORNI-NG LAST TUESDAY, IS SAID TO HAVE HAPPENED SEVERAL HOURS BEFORE. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE IN THE SECURITY CAMERA'S FOOTAGE RECORD OR ANY EVIDENCE OF PRESENCE IN THE SAFE WHERE THIS MYSTERIOUS PAINTING HAD BEEN KEPT FOR YEARS IN SECRECY.  "EYES  ELSE-WHERE":THE BEAM OF LIGHT-- A PAINTING WHITH THE PO-WER OF INSTANTLY ENLIGHTNING AND EVEN BLINDING WHOEVER LAYES EYES ON IT. KJ34I8F7HERUOW0 WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES AND JAWS HANGING IN AWE, PEOPLE WERE DESCRIBED AND DEPICTED IN PRINTS AND ARTICLES IN THE LATE 1700S-- WHEN THE PAINTING RE-SURFACED AND WAS LESS OF A LEGEND, IT WAS CONCIDERED INTSTEAD A "PEARL OF BOUNDLESS VALUE", A MASTERWORK WORTHY OF THE MOST RE-FINED ALCHEMISTS. THE FAMOUS PAINTING HAS BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO A WIDE RANGE OF FICTIONAL LITE-RATURE, TV, RADIO SERIES AND EVEN FILMS, SUCH AS "HID-DEN TREASURE", "BLINDNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY" "THE SAD VICAR" AND "AUGUSTA DOUGLAS, OR WHY WE CRY" AMONG OTHERS. THE ACCOUNTS OF THE IMAGE DEPICTED ON THE  

THE FAMILY IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING THE MOST ABRSURD RUMORS, AND COMISSIONING ARTISTS WHITH LOW CREDIBILITY TO WRITE BOOKS AND SCREENPLAYS IN ORDER TO CONFOUND THE PUBLIC INTO DOUBT AND DISBELIEF. THERE ARE SEVERAL CASES OF BAD VISION AND BLINDNESS IN THE FAMILY, HOPE I DIDN'T GIVE IT AWAY [CHUCKLES]. HOWEVER, THIS INCIDENT HAS BROUGHT THE QUESTIONALBLE EXISTENCE OF THIS PAINTING UNDER A NEW LIGHT, THE NEWS HAS CAPTURED THE ATTENTION OF EVERY NEWSPAPER, MAGAZINE, RADIO STATION AND TELEVISION CHANNEL IN BRITAIN AND ABROAD, IN PART FOR THE GENEROUS REWARD THAT IS BEING OFFERED BY THE FAMILY, 10 BILLION POUNDS, LET ME REPEAT, 10 BILLION, BILLION WITH A B, POUNDS, A SUM OF MONEY THAT SEEMS EXTRAVAGANT TO SAY THE LEAST. AT THE MOMENT THE FAMILY HAS RECEIVED 172 FAKE RENDERINGS OF THE PAINTING. BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE IMAGE IS, OR WHO THE ARTISTS WAS AND IT IS HARD TO EVEN TELL WHEN IT WAS PAINTED, FORGERERS ARE BASICALLY SHOOTING IN THE DARK TO HIT THE JACKPOT AND THE PRODUCTION OF 

CANVAS ARE STRANGLY DIVERGENT AND IN PART THAT IS WHY AFTER IT'S DISAPPEARANCE, IN 1875, IT HAS ACQUIRED A MYTHOLOGICAL CONNOTATION. OWUVIDEJC8)ATLANSIT( A WOMAN STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF FACING SQUARE FORWARDS, HER EYES PIERCING, THE WAVES CRASH BEHIND HER. IN THE DISTANCE THE TEMPESTUOUS WATERS GROW CALMER CLOSE TO THE HORIZON. THE CLIFF WHERE SHE STANDS. ECHOED ETERNALLY TO HER LEFT, LIKE WAVES OF ROCK INDENTING OVER AND OVER THE EDGES OF THE OCEAN ALONG AN ENDLESS SHORE. LEFT OF HER, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HER AND WHERE THE ARTIST STANDS, A BLACK FINGER POINTING UPWARDS. I IMAGINE THE EFFECT OF A PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN BY AN AMATEUR, CLUMSY FINGERS COVERING THE LENS, INNOCENT FINGERS COVERING THE LENS. HOVERING ABOVE HER HEAD A BLACK SMUDGE. ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF THE CANVAS, FRAMED IN A SMALL RECTANGLE, AN EGG CRACKED OPEN.)(ANOTHER VESION, THE IMAGE: TWO NAKED LOVERS, 2, WASHED ASHORE, HALF CONSUMED BY THE WAVES, AN ONLOOKER ON THE TOP RIGHT, HIDDEN BETWEEN BLADES OF GRASS AND A THICK ROCK. THE SAND. SHINES LIKE GOLD. RED CRABS ABOUND)87623FVHUNC A FACE, A CHARIOT, A BATHTUB...THERE ARE SO MANY VERSIONS, AND SO INTRICATE THEIR DESCRIPTIONS. THEY HAVE BEEN COLLECTED AND SOLD AS A COFFEE TABLE BOOK ENTITLED "ELSEWHERE".89734

"EYES ELSEWHERE" ,THE PAINTING, HAS BEEN KEPT COVERED AND UNDER THE CARE OF A WEALTHY ENGLISH FAMILY FOR 7 GENERATIONS AND TRANSFERED FOURTEEEN TIMES FROM FACILITY TO FACILITY. THE FAMILY PREFERS TO REMAIN INCOGNITO.

PAINTINGS IS GROWING EXPONENTIALLY, IN THE END A GOOD INCENTIVE FOR ENGLISH PAINTING, WILL THEY ALSO PUBLISH THESE PAINTINGS AS A COFFEE TABLE BOOK? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. SCOTLAND YARD IS ON THE LOOKOUT "TO WHOEVER FINDS THIS PAINTING, WE VERY HIGHLY RECOMMEND NOT TO LOOK AT IT. LET ME REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT IT, WE KNOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY, YOUR CRACK IN THE WALL, YOUR ESCAPE FROM MUNDANE EXISTANCE, YOUR CHANCE TO, FOR ONCE, UNVEIL THE BIG QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD ABOUT LIFE, THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE TRENDIEST SHOES, OR PAYCHECKS, OR FAMILY, THIS IS BEYOND, THIS IS ETERNAL KNOWLEDGE, PEACE, FREEDOM, THE END OF FEAR, OF TERRESTRIAL STRUGGLE, OF BODY PAINS AND HERE IT IS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE COVRED BY A THIN BLANKET AND A FEW ROPES. PLEASE STOP THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT.IT IS FLAT OUT DANGEROUS, WE HIGHLY ADVISE TO RETURN THE PAINTING NOT ONLY FOR THE INCREDIBLY GENEROUS REWARD BUT FOR THE GOOD OF YOURSELF, YOUR LOVED ONES AND HUMANITY AS A RACE" SAYS INSPECTOR SMITH AS OF THIS MORNING, STAY TUNNED FOR MORE, THIS IS TMRW.FM123HFTINNSTSEHYAETAD234WANT254BECAUSE88

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NEWSCASTER-AND "EYES ELSEWHERE", THE BEAM OF LIGHT, IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT SEEMS TO BE MISSING, AMERICAN ACTRESS, ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, HEATHER BENNISWORTH HAS DISSAPEARED NOT ONLY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE, NOT EVEN HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS KNOW WHERE SHE IS. WHAT AT FIRST SEEMED LIKE A WELL DESERVED VACATION AFTER THE PREMIER OF HER NEW MOVIE "KRAIGHER IN THE VALLEY OF THE LIGHTS", THE FOUR HOUR CINEMATIC OPERA FOR WHICH SHE IS CURRENTLY NOMINATED

AS BEST LEADING ACTRESS FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD AND A GOLDEN GLOBE, HAS LASTED TOO LONG AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE STARTING TO PREOCCUPY. "SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS LEAVING, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRUNCH THE MORNING SHE DISSAPEARED, SHE DIDN'T LOOK WORRIED OR UPSET THE DAYS BEFORE, I THOUGHT SHE JUST FORGOT OR GOT SICK OR JUST STOOD ME UP AT THE RESTAURANT BECAUSE SHE HAD SOME MAN OVER OR SOMETHING, IT'S NOT STRANGE OF HER TO NOT SHOW UP, I TRIED CALLING, NO ANSWER, I MEAN THAT IS SO TYPICAL THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK MUCH ABOUT IT, I JUST SAID, WELL, FUCK HER, AND I WENT ON WITH MY LIFE. A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO HER MOM CALLED ME ASKING IF I KNEW WHERE SHE WAS. HER EX-HUSBAND HASN'T HEARD FROM HER, HER DRIVER AND MAID NEVER SAW HER LEAVE THE HOUSE, IT'S A REAL MYSTERY FOR ALL OF US" SAID HER FRIEND MAGGIE GYLENHALL. THE FBI IS CURRENTLY LEADING THE SEARCH, HER DEAD BODY HAS NOT BEEN FOUND YET. HER FANS ARE VERY UPSET. THE SHOOTING DATES FOR THE LAST THREE EPISODES OF "VENETIAN BLINDS", THE POPULAR

TV SHOW WHERE SHE PLAYS ICONIC INFOMERCIAL DIVA LINDA HARRIS, HAVE BEEN POSTPONED. THE CREATORS ARE CURRENTLY TALKING ABOUT RECASTING HER FOR THE LAST THREE EPISODES. BENNISWORTH'S FANS IN AN UPROAR HAVE SLEPT FOR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE STUDIOS IN L.A. THROWING ROCKS AND EVEN EXPLOSIVE POTATOES TO ANY CAR THAT APROACHES THE FILM FACILITIES. THE FBI CONTINUES WITH THE SEARCH EVEN THOUGH THE ACTRESS HAS NOT LEFT A SINGLE TRACE. A SINGLE TRACE. MARCH 17 8PM THIS IS TMRW. 

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27IHRNVIKVD9U4NFKEROIVOJWPOSNVOERMGHERONOHEROWOIV FUGITIVE COMPUTER ANALYSTS STEALING CODE AND REVEALING TO THE WORLD INFORMATION ABOUT SURVEILANCE, PRIVACY AND FREEDOM IN THE WEB, A MYSTERIOUS STOLEN PAINTING SAID TO BRING ELIGHTENMENT UPON WHOEVER LAYS EYES ON IT, AND A FAMOUS AMERICAN ACTRESS GONE MISSING. MAKES ME WORNDER. ARE THEY HIDDING TOGETHER IN A ROOM SOMEWHERE [CHUCKLES] SEEMS ABSURD AND MAKES ME WODER ABOUT THE DANGEROUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COINCIDENCE AND LOGIC. IT APPEARS SOMETHING IN US, BE IT A DRIVE TO MAKE SENSE, TO UNDERSTAND, TO RATIONALIZE, OR JUST A CATEGORIZATIONAL IMPULSE IMPLANTED IN US BY ANCIENT LOGIC PROVIDES US WITH THE STRANGE TENDENCY OF MAKING ASSUMTIONS UPON ELEMENTS THAT ARE GROUPED TOGETHER. IN THIS BOWL RED FRUIT, IN THIS OTHER BLUE WOODEN CUBES, IN THIS JAR PENCILS, COLORED PENCILS AND MARKERS IN THIS OTHER JAR JUICE. 

HELPFUL CONTAINERS; WE KNOW NOT TO EAT FROM THE BOWL WITH THE BLUE WOODEN CUBES BUT INSTEAD BRING IT TO THE LIVINGROOM IN CASE YOU WANT TO PLAY BUILDER WITH YOUR SON, AND KNOW THAT IF YOU NEED TO WRITE OR DRAW YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING USEFUL IN THE JAR WITH THE ADEQUATE INSTRUMENTS MEANING THE JAR WITH THE PENCILS, COLOR PENCILS AND MARKERS. SAME WITH PEOPLE; CODIFICATIONS OF RACE, GENDER, NATIONALTY AND EVEN SMALLER GROUPINGS LIKE FAMILIES AND GUILDS PROVIDE THE STRANGER, THE LAZY, THE INOCENT AND THE IGNORANT WITH A LONG LIST OF READY MADE ASSUMPTIONS, WHICH AID IN THE UNDERSTANDING OF THE INDIVIDUAL RELATIVE TO THESE CLASSIFICATIONS. IN THIS ROOM I IMAGINE A STOLEN PAINTING, A FUGITIVE COMPUTER ENGINEER AND A MISSING ACTRESS, ALL OF THEM MISSING, ALL OF THEM BEING LOOKED FOR, ALL OF THEM HIDDING. DOES THIS IMPLY THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM? I DON'T THINK SO. THE WAYS OF DESTINY ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE WAYS OF MEN, AND GROUPINGS OF MARKERS, CUBES, AND FRUIT ARE FOUND IN DESKS, LIVINGROOMS AND CLUTTER ROOMS, SPACES DOMINATED BY THE ORGANIZATIONAL WILL OF MAN. THESE MISSING ENTITIES, HOWEVER, HAVE EXITED THIS ORGANIZATIONAL SPACE, DEFIED LOGIC, AND INTELIGENTSIA. THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM IS CHAOS, THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM IS MISPLACED, THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM IS UNDERGROUND, THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM IS ANOTHER WORLD. THE REALITY OF THIS ROOM IS UNKNOWN. WOISVKJN2398JFWEO4042EIOD0I

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